“I’M A BLIND DRUNK?!Do I even drink?!!? I’m only sixteen when did one of my shit stunts have me going into the army’s reserves ?!!?! How does that happen do you just like…go blind or something?! Is it a term!?? Did I do anything cool like backflip off a building and land fine or what?! No one has footage right?! Wait do we even have footage anymore?! “
